April Fool’s Day Jokes for Kids

Kid Friendly April Fools Day Pranks - The Children's Clinic - Pediatricians


WHICH DAY OF THE YEAR DO MONKEYS LIKE BEST?
THE FIRST OF APE-RIL!

WHY IS EVERYONE EXHAUSTED ON APRIL 1ST?
BECAUSE THEY’VE JUST FINISHED A 31-DAY MARCH!

HOW ARE THANKSGIVING AND APRIL FOOL’S DAY DIFFERENT?
ON ONE, YOU’RE THANKFUL!
AND ON THE OTHER, YOU’RE PRANKFUL!

KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
NOAH.
NOAH, WHO?
NOAH BODY – APRIL FOOL’S!

CAN FEBRUARY MARCH?
NO, BUT APRIL MAY!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR CAUGHT IN APRIL SHOWERS?
A DRIZZLY BEAR!

WHAT KIND OF GARDENS DO BAKERS GROW?
FLOUR GARDENS!

HOW DOES A FLOWER MAKE A BIKE GO?
WITH ITS PETALS!

HOW DOES A RAINSTORM TIE ITS SHOES?
WITH A RAINBOW!

WHY CAN APRIL JUMP SO HIGH?
IT’S SPRING!

HOW DO APRIL FLOWERS KISS?
WITH THEIR TU-LIPS!

WHATS A GAS PUMP’S FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
APRIL FUEL’S DAY!

WHAT’S A STEPLADDER’S FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
APRIL STOOL’S DAY!

WHAT’S AN ACORN’S FAVORITE SUBJECT?
GE-OM-A-TREE!

KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
APRIL.
APRIL WHO?
APRIL FOOL’S!

WHAT DID APRIL FOOL’S DAY SAY AFTER IT WON AN AWARD?
PRANK YOU SO MUCH!