WHICH DAY OF THE YEAR DO MONKEYS LIKE BEST?
THE FIRST OF APE-RIL!
WHY IS EVERYONE EXHAUSTED ON APRIL 1ST?
BECAUSE THEY’VE JUST FINISHED A 31-DAY MARCH!
HOW ARE THANKSGIVING AND APRIL FOOL’S DAY DIFFERENT?
ON ONE, YOU’RE THANKFUL!
AND ON THE OTHER, YOU’RE PRANKFUL!
KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
NOAH.
NOAH, WHO?
NOAH BODY – APRIL FOOL’S!
CAN FEBRUARY MARCH?
NO, BUT APRIL MAY!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR CAUGHT IN APRIL SHOWERS?
A DRIZZLY BEAR!
WHAT KIND OF GARDENS DO BAKERS GROW?
FLOUR GARDENS!
HOW DOES A FLOWER MAKE A BIKE GO?
WITH ITS PETALS!
HOW DOES A RAINSTORM TIE ITS SHOES?
WITH A RAINBOW!
WHY CAN APRIL JUMP SO HIGH?
IT’S SPRING!
HOW DO APRIL FLOWERS KISS?
WITH THEIR TU-LIPS!
WHATS A GAS PUMP’S FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
APRIL FUEL’S DAY!
WHAT’S A STEPLADDER’S FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
APRIL STOOL’S DAY!
WHAT’S AN ACORN’S FAVORITE SUBJECT?
GE-OM-A-TREE!
KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
APRIL.
APRIL WHO?
APRIL FOOL’S!
WHAT DID APRIL FOOL’S DAY SAY AFTER IT WON AN AWARD?
PRANK YOU SO MUCH!